Two days after agreeing on a final draft for a project.
Client: You really need to hurry up with this! It’s costing me money not having the new concept live! Rush it, work on it 24/7, whatever you need to do.
Me: (at 3am) Alright, I’ve got it all finished for you. Ready to upload whenever you are.
Client: OK, I’ll have the content written in a week or two