Client: Can I get 1000 copies of a book shipped to a convention this weekend? I haven’t quite finished layout yet.
Me: So, you are new to the whole print on demand concept I take it?
Client: The layout will be done Monday or Tuesday.
Me: After the convention you want to sell 1000 copies at is over?
Client: Yes, we’d like to make a big splash at the show. It’ll be awesome.
Me: Yes, being able to time travel to the future to get the final version of the book would be awesome.