Me: So do you have any ideas or colors you want to use in the background of your site?
Client: Yes, I’d like a bulldog incorporated.
Me: Okay… Maybe we could do a silhouette? Or –
Client: I’d really just like a bulldog photo tiled over and over again in the background of the site. You know – to make it look sophisticated.
A skewed notion of sophistication from the Clients From Hell archives!