I’m a musician and just had this gem hit my inbox:
Customer: Hi, I bought your CD in 2015 and have been playing it regularly at work, and my coworkers all ask about it. I was wondering if I could please get refund plus an additional $400? I’m sure the exposure alone is worth that. I need payment in the next 15 days – you’re one of my favourite bands, and I really don’t want to take you to small claims :-(. Thanks!