I’ve been working with this client for several months building a website for them, dealing with barely legible emails, attempts to change the hosting with a client who is Internet-illiterate, and requests to change things just after I’ve finished them exactly to previous specifications. Finally, I think I’ve found my out of this client relationship.
Me: Just so you are aware, I’m pretty close to my due date, so I will be taking a maternity leave for several months at least and I don’t know when I’ll be able to do any work on your site. You may want find a new designer to work with.
Client: I’ll wait.