A while back, I posted a job application as a backend web developer and penetration tester
Client: Cheer up! I got the perfect job for you!
Me: What’s the job?
Client: I want you to hack websites for me and add my advertisement to their index!
Me: Other than that being illegal, that is not my job.
Client: Why the hell are you a penetration tester then?!
Me: The keyword is “tester.”