Why should I pay? I thought we were friends…
A client I regularly work with (and am paid by)
I designed, programmed and uploaded a shop site for a client. In addition, I edited all her image files, edited her text, created animations, searched stock images, and put up with her midnight idea changes. All of this was done at a discount because she was a family friend.
Then, for six months after the site was complete and uploaded, I tried to collect payment. She ignored my attempts. So I removed the main page. She finally responded to the last invoice I sent.
Client: Why did you remove my site?
Me: Because you have ignored my past attempts of contacting you for payment for my work.
Client: Oh, well - about that. I didn’t think I should pay you for this site.
Client: Well after about a week, I didn’t receive any customers or traffic to the site. I don’t think you did your job very well if it can’t instantly grab attention of the public and bring them to my site.
Me: Then why do you still want the site?
She ended up paying me to get the site put back up.
I was doing a simple bit of free hosting help for a family friend – nothing complicated, just hosting a WordPress site and installing a theme.
I sent the person five recommended themes. A week went by and I heard no response, so I sent him an email reminder. Another week went by, no response, another email reminder. That cycle repeated three more times.
Finally, six weeks after my original email, he sends the following three emails all in one night while I was away from my computer:
Client (10:11PM): I want to talk sometime before 10:30PM tonight. I’m really ready for this to get off the ground.
Client (10:44PM): I guess we’re not talking tonight. I’m getting very tired of waiting on this. Email me back ASAP.
Client (11:07PM): I’m going to find someone else to do this. It’s clear that you just can’t reply in a timely manner.
Did I mention I was helping him for free?
I had my grandfather and his much younger business partner as a client.
Client:Your grandfather’s yahoo is broken.
Me: His yahoo? What, do you mean the email account has a problem, or is the website down?
Client: Yes, his email. You have to fix it. Do you have a few minutes?
Me: I live in Toronto, remember? He lives over two hours from here.
Client: No, I mean over the phone. You tell me, I’ll call him and tell him what to do. I think Yahoo has a virus.
Me: You mean you think his email was hacked?
Client: No, a virus. He can’t log into his email. You reset his password and he can’t log in. I can log in using his email and password but the yahoo on his computer must have a virus. He took it to one of those shops and now his Yahoo doesn’t work.
Me: Are you sure he isn’t typing his new password in wrong?
Client: No, that’s ridiculous. It must be a virus. Can you, like, Google a virus?
Me: Uh, yeah. I’ll call you back.
I had a coffee and checked my schedule to see if I could fit a trip out of Toronto to see my grandfather over the weekend. When I called to see when would work…
Client: It works! Everything is fine. Problem solved and your grandfather is relieved.
Me: Good! I’m glad the virus is gone.
Client: Don’t be silly, it was the password. He wasn’t typing it in right. Your grandfather’s very old, you know.
My uncle contacted me about doing three or four illustrations for his organization’s website. He said the work would be paid and we agreed on my price, adjusted for family. We corresponded and discussed what he wanted and what I was doing, with copies of my progress sent every now and then to keep his mind at ease.
I sent over some work when we were about 75% complete so he could see how it was coming along.
Client: What are these?
Me: Illustrations, like you asked me to do.
Client: Actually, we were hoping for you to redesign the website. These are nice though.
Me: Well, I can redesign the website too, but I’ll have to charge a separate fee for that.
Client: I spoke to some of the other guys in the company. We were hoping that you’d do it for free, because you like the company.
Me: But you said this was paid work.
Client: Only to get you interested.
This was a friend, who was some unfortunate designer’s client a while back:
Client: Hey, I just downloaded Photoshop. How do I save jpegs as .eps in good quality? We need to get our company clothes printed ASAP and the printer doesn’t accept jpeg.
Me: Don’t you have your logo in vector format?
Client: The old one’s vectorized, but we only have small jpegs of the new one. Also, I made some adjustments. Photoshop lets me save as .eps, but it looks kind of bad.
Me: You can’t do that. Why not contact the agency that made the logo?
Client: That was a few months ago, and we haven’t exactly paid them yet.
I do photography on the side, and have done a friend’s family portraits for the past five years. I noticed recently that my friend and her mother were promoting her new boyfriend’s “awesome” photography. His album (titled ‘family’) was a mix of the past 5 years of my photographs, with his watermark stamped on top of them.
I am best friends with NASA and they looked at your code and said that it is junk code and that you shouldn’t use frames.
Throughout the project, he did the same thing with Reuters, ABC, and Fox News. These were all his friends.
Also, there were no frames in the code.
I was doing some social media and web design work for a client I knew personally. The password suddenly changed on the web hosting and company email. Then I couldn’t log in to the Facebook page.
Me: Hey, did you take me off the Facebook page as an admin?
Me: Why is that?
No response came and a few hours later, I was kicked off of twitter as I was doing some work. Apparently the password had changed.
Me: What’s going on?
No response. After some more time
Client: We hired someone else, **** not willing to pay what you want.
I was working for free because I wanted to build my portfolio
Me: Well, thanks for the opportunity and I’m sorry it didn’t work out. I would have preferred you talked to me instead of changing the passwords on work as I complete it. Regardless, good luck.
Client: (drunk via text) I tired to talk to you about it when u were here and said he had talked with you we had a lady already doing it he was shocked on what you wanted to charge thanks.
Last year, I was unemployed and was helping a friend with his business. I translated e-mails and phone calls for foreign clients. My friend bought a Chinese product to be resold in Italy, but he needed the instruction booklet in Italian. I proposed for translating the whole stuff and we agreed on a price less than half the “translating company” price. I worked for 40 hour, translating “chingrish” into a readable Italian, and gave the translated documents a week before the deadline.
Client: Good job, but who told you to do this? I don’t remember agreeing to anything.
That didn’t stop him from posting the manual on the site. He hasn’t paid me and I haven’t heard from him since.