I was working with a client on a cover for his band’s latest album.
Client: Can you Photoshop me with blue eyes?
Me: Sure, do you want to use this photo for the album cover instead of the one we already have?
Client: No, I just want to see.
It was a strange request, but I do it anyways.
Client: Cool. Now can you do it in this photo, where I have a mohawk?
Me: Uh, I could - but am I getting paid for this?
Client: I’d rather not pay you for this, it’s not for the album.
Me: In that case, I’d rather not do it.