I told a client I would be out of the town for several days on vacation, and mentioned it to him numerous times. Then, I received this text:
Client: I need you to call me ASAP.
Figuring it was an emergency (and currently hurtling down the freeway), I pulled into the nearest town, scrambled to find a phone (mine had died), and finally got a hold of the client.
Me: Hi, sorry it took so long to reply, I’m in Manitoba. What’s up?
Client: I need you to scan a picture for me when you get back.
Another act of total respect for your time, from the Clients From Hell archives.