Can you please change the woman in the “technology” section to a man? Also, please change the man in the “administrative” section to a woman.
We won’t be having any erections.A client trying to explain that there won’t be any installations at a book-fair kiosk we were designing for them.
I work as a film editor. My client owns an event planning company that mainly deals with parties and concerts. This happened:
Client: This is good, I just can’t believe you let this guy’s a** occupy so much of the frame at 02:22!
Me: Excuse me?
Client: That guys a**! It’s all people will look at!
Me: Would you like me to replace the shot?
Client: No… I like it. But can you make it smaller?
Me: Make what smaller?
Client: That guy’s a**!
Me: I can cut the clip’s duration a little shorter, and add in another clip. Though I would really suggest just replacing it.
Client: No, nevermind. I’ll call him about his a** and we’ll see what we can work out.
Maybe we should meet more often. Alone.Something either taken out of context, or preluding a sexual harassment suit.
A client wanted 5,000 branded condoms to give out during a welcome-back week at the local university.
Client: I want my logo and website on the condom pack
Me: Why your website? Are you sure the students will be able to read it, let alone be taking note of it while they’re… you know.
Client: Right, don’t put my website on, it’s too big. I always have this problem with condoms!
The client was referring to last year, when he tried to put his 10-digit phone number on the condoms and it didn’t fit.
I don’t like the photo. Try something more sexy and real.A client who runs a bed and breakfast in Napa