A woman and her husband (who I have to say was dressed in a cowboy hat) came in the framing store I run.
Client: Can you cut this piece of art down? The mat around it is too big.
It was a signed and numbered work.
Me: While I could, I’d try to convince you not to. The artist intended it to look this way and it would detract from the value of the p-
Client: (interrupting) Nope. We’re done here.
She turned 180 and walked out. Her cowboy husband quickly followed.