A solar company hired me to build a “basic” website.
Client: Can we have it where the website is dark when they first arrive and then slowly gets brighter – like the sun is rising on the website?
Me: Does your monitor have a brightness setting?
Client: Very funny, but really, can we?
Client: Ok, how about a place on the homepage where our installers can stream their thoughts on solar?
Me: Sure, just send me the copy.
Client: No, you don’t understand. I want their thoughts to stream live onto the website.
Me: Are they the Terminator? Will it stream through Skynet?
Client: You’re fired.
A blast from the past from the Clients From Hell archives!