Please move the title two space-bar spaces to the left.
I don’t like this ad because it has an image of a bee. I see it and it reminds me of getting stung.
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide. It’s a big sign.”
My preference is for the headings to jump-out at the user when the cursor moves over them.
Can you show Joanne [client’s secretary] how you designed our business cards. I don’t want to pay you for doing them.
We can get a design twice as good for half the price in eastern europe. No, no, you totally missed the mark.
I don’t have money to pay you, but this silk shirt is worth at least $60. Here, take it!
Could we print the brochure in RGB? You know, it would be cheaper if we use one color less…
Client: “This is absolutely wrong. Where’s all the HTML. We want the HTML?”
Me: “I don’t understand. All the files should be on the flash drive we gave you yesterday.”
Client: “Well… whats all this php jumbo-mumbo?”
Me: “PHP is just a language. It does all the work for your CMS. You can’t have CMS with only HTML files.
Client: "I get it. You just don’t understand. WEB-SITES-ARE-MADE-OF-H-T-M-L… or did you not learn that in whatever school you went to?”
Me: “I didn’t go to college.”
Client: “I’m working with a bunch of idiots.”
“Our festival is not about money - it is about bringing people together”
- Client refusing to pay for the poster and website design for his event.