I have alot of friends on Myspace and I want to translate that into a website.
It’s so good to finally meet you. Thank you very much for coming. We have no money.
Can you green it down 10% and make it 6 inches wide on the monitor?
The feng shui expert advised that…
I recently spent about 2 months designing an identity and packaging for a new sports product, only to be told at the last minute the client had been to see a psychic and the psychic didn’t think the logo would bring the client good luck, i was then handed a piece of paper which had a pencil drawing on of a new logo (drawn by the psychic) and had to start everything from scratch.
I ‘predict’ a massive invoice.
I don’t want gay people looking at the site! can you do it with CSS3?
Our client was a leading manufacturer of insulation for homes. More insulation = energy efficiency = cost savings. The govt. recommended 12" minimum for attic insulation. We designed a simple brochure with a perf-off ruler that contractors/remodelers would give homeowners who could then see how much insulation was in their attic. But the client killed the piece because they thought the contractors would just take off the rulers to measure their penises. This is not made up.
Are you nuts? How are you going to map out an entire website plan on a piece of paper? You’re going to need a piece of paper that’s bigger than this entire building! That would have to be the biggest piece of paper ever made probably!
You’re the designer, Why do you need information from me?