Client: “I don’t want the green to have any yellow in it.”
Us: “You’d like something more blue instead?”
[Five minutes of silence.]
Client: “No, I want a green without any yellow in it.”
There is too much text, please concise it.
I’m so glad I found someone that could make the internet.
I do know a lot of people who will do it for free, so please hurry up.
Can you take the bottle out of her hand, we don’t want to make it seem like we are against breast feeding.
We had a client who needed a site done for her champion horse riding ranch. In the initial client meeting, she stated that she wanted each of the horses to have their own blog because they had ‘Such unique personality’.
You can take off $1289.86 of what I owe you. We’ll call it a finders fee, since I found you guys and am helping you out. Sound good?
Me: “The cost starts at $XXX per illustration, but can vary slightly depending on the project.”
Them: “What do you mean it can vary? Can you give an example?”
Me: “I usually offer a 10% discount if you order more than 10 illustrations. Or, for example, my last client was a non-profit so I gave them a 20% discount.”
Them: “Oh? Really? That’s interesting because, umm, we’re a non-profit, too. I mean, not right now but we’re definitely planning to give away free stuff to umm, urban kids and umm, help them out, y'know…”