The grass in your rendering looks too clean cut and cared for. The maintenance crew doesn’t want to guarantee that it will be kept up that well. Can you make it more overgrown and brown with some dead patches in it?
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
Backstory: Textbook illustration on a 2-page spread titled “Where Does Milk Come From.”
Client: Please redraw this so we don’t see the cow’s udder.
That’s not Quark red. I want Quark red.
I’m not paying you anything extra to do the website because it is simply a matter of pushing the right buttons. I know how to push buttons.
I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much better program to work with.
Client: “You’re fired.”
Client: “You printed it upside-down.”
Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”
Me: “You still owe me money from the last set of changes which hasn’t been paid for six months, so I won’t make any more changes or provide you with an unlocked PDF until your account is up to date.”
Client: “What do you stand to achieve by doing this?”
Please make the flyers larger, like a half sheet or a whole sheet. Men judge importance based on size, and the postcard size was too small.
I like it with the light coming from the top, but can you make it so there is no shadow on the floor?