I did a timer for an auction based website. Client after the review: “I want people to feel the urge to bid… Can you make the seconds go faster?”
Classic client answer to any question involving two options:
“Well, let’s try it both ways and see how it looks.”
Can you make it so the emails that get sent can’t be forwarded?
For a round DVD Disk Label: “Can you rotate the design by 1/8th of a circle, we like that angle better.”
I have a old website, but I want a new one. Is there any option to sell off the pixels of the old one?
One client called me this morning. After a brief discussion and proposing the price, suddenly he said :
“I’m sorry, I thought freelancers work for free.”
The site flows too much. It needs to be more ‘boxy’ so people know it’s a website and not a paper flyer or poster.
I was wearing a red shirt and jeans in that video I sent you. Can you put me in a suit instead? It’ll look more professional.
A chocolate coin company email’d me asking for a quote for a new website.
I told them my price, and they said “Can we pay in Chocolate coins? They’re better than real money, they’ve got chocolate inside too!”