I’m looking at the artwork on my computer right now that we want you to use in the design, but it turns out the camera we used was digital, so we we now must find a developer before mailing you the image.
Can you make it more Kanye?
For my logo I would like a picture horse jumping out of an exploding light-bulb, while pulling our name on a banner.
It is nice, but the frame…can you make it less squarey?
I can’t access the internet from this computer, I haven’t downloaded google yet.
Client: “I’ve received this other quote and you’re 5 times as expensive as they are.”
Me: “Really? Who quoted it for you?”
Client: “Firm X”
Me: “Well we’re 10 times as good as they are, so really we quoted you 50% too little.”
Me: “Do you have a vector version of your logo? We will need something that we can scale up enough to use on the signage.”
Client: “Yes, we have the logo in Microsoft Word. It’s not very big, but I’m sure you can blow it up.”
We do not want anything interactive. We tried internet once. Didn’t do anything.
Well, thats very nice so far but…well…have you seen `matrix reloaded´?
After designing a 15-frame storyboard to make the client ‘get the feeling’ of a 15 second Flash animation,
Client: Could you please shorten the storyboard, there are too many frames to look at.