We don’t have the resources to support a Web site, so instead, we’d like you to build a spreadsheet that we can email to each individual client.
What would happen if the internet was full?
Above all, when you redesign the website, I don’t want any HTML in it. I’m tired of dealing with all the hassles of HTML.
Please move the title two space-bar spaces to the left.
I don’t like this ad because it has an image of a bee. I see it and it reminds me of getting stung.
Client: “Well, how big is your computer?”
Me: “My, uh… How big?”
Client: “Yeah. How big? Is it big enough to handle a big sign?”
Me: “Well it’s a newer MacBook Pro so, like I said, I shouldn’t have any trouble.”
Client: “No, like how many inches?”
Me: “Um, well… It has a 17-inch screen.”
Client: “Well that won’t work. We need something that’s thirty or forty inches wide. It’s a big sign.”
My preference is for the headings to jump-out at the user when the cursor moves over them.
Can you show Joanne [client’s secretary] how you designed our business cards. I don’t want to pay you for doing them.
We can get a design twice as good for half the price in eastern europe. No, no, you totally missed the mark.
I don’t have money to pay you, but this silk shirt is worth at least $60. Here, take it!