Can you just give it a bit more ‘Boom, Boom’?
We are calling to inform you that we have decided to go with the other design firm. The board felt your work and studio were too creatve.
We will pay you when the site is making profit.
Why do I have to add a new page to my website? Can’t I just add links to PDF’s or Word documents?
Can you make sure nobody links to our site on MySpace, Facebook, or anything like that? We don’t want to be unprofessional.
I’d like an email designed and sent to the internet.
A small business client just sent me his logo as a .jpg image, 100x35px 72dpi:
“… and feel free to use the logo in high resolution.”
£400 for design?! That’s just typing in color!
Can you come by my office and make the website while I’m watching?
Client: “The password for the CMS doesn’t work.”
Me: “What password did you use?”
Me: “This password is wrong.”
Client: “Ok, thanks.”
[2 Minutes Later]
Client: “ ‘Wrong’ doesn’t work either.”