I just want a purpley lavendery swoosh along the bottom, the ladies like that.
Client: I’ve decided to change the colour scheme on my website - can you make it all pink?
Me: OK (spends two hours changing colour scheme)
Client: Hmmm, I think it looked better in green. Can you change it back?
Me: Sure (restores backed up colour scheme).
Client: Since I changed my mind and put it back how it was I assume you won’t be billing me for any of this?
Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be behind it, won’t it?
Client, upon looking at photo of a snail: “It doesn’t look slow enough.”
There is too much… white, lets fill it up. I want to make sure I get my money’s worth.
If you use a dark red frame around the website on each webpage, won’t the screen run out of red screen ink?
Well, I was hoping you wouldn’t just be interested in making money. I wanted you to understand how much you could learn from me, and how valuable that would be. That’s why I think $12/hr is a fair rate for you to produce the website. If you can’t work for this rate than you miss out.
Can you turn the ‘r’ backwards, like a kid would spell it?
We can’t have so much red in the logo and packaging, my sister is going through menopause right now.
This flyer has no balls!