Can you make it red, but not red, you know? And maybe try a primary color, like green.
Is $300 a fair price for your time? Or if you want, I can pay you in X-Men comics as I have a few grand worth gathering dust!
I want it to be small enough to not be too noticeable but bright enough to draw the eye.
I want exactly that but different.
The grass in your rendering looks too clean cut and cared for. The maintenance crew doesn’t want to guarantee that it will be kept up that well. Can you make it more overgrown and brown with some dead patches in it?
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
Backstory: Textbook illustration on a 2-page spread titled “Where Does Milk Come From.”
Client: Please redraw this so we don’t see the cow’s udder.
That’s not Quark red. I want Quark red.
I’m not paying you anything extra to do the website because it is simply a matter of pushing the right buttons. I know how to push buttons.
I prefer that you create all the designs in Microsoft Word as this is a much better program to work with.