On 17 Dec, a manager from accounting department asked me to design a birthday card for her friend.
Her: “I want you to put Snowman, or Santa Claus and another Christmas ornaments on it.”
Me: “It would look like a christmas card then, not a birthday card.”
Her: “But Christmas is Jesus’ birthday.”
Client: “The other day I saw on this website that whenever a mouse pointer moved a word followed it. And they would spin and blast out and come back.”
Me: “Yeah…those were popular in the late 90’s.”
Client: “Can you do that with our mission statement?”
Me: “You mean, like the full paragraph blasting around the site whenever the browser would move his mouse?”
Client: “Yeah, also since it’s winter can you make it look like it’s snowing on the webpage?”
Hi could you please fix my website so that people in Canada can’t see it? It makes fun of hockey and I don’t want to get hurt.
Can you take this photo of me and my baby and rotate the baby so you can see more of his face?
“We’re looking for a high-exposure designer for our site. We want some flash stuff, maybe even some other interactive features.
I can only afford a one-time $25 payment upon completion/upload of the site, however it’s a great way to add a fun, popular business to your portfolio.”
Client: “That font right there! It’s clean yet edgy. There’s no WAY I’ve seen that font before, I would’ve remembered! What font is that?”
We have no budget for this ad, but the good news is that we are definitely sure that we want to work with you.
I need the blackest of black really shiny glossy 1400X 1200 background for my web page.
Other jobs to follow.
- Compensation: $10