Client: I’ve had a look through your portfolio and absolutely love your work!
Me: That’s great to hear!
Client: Buuuut, we’re wondering if you could draw so it looks more like [popular illustrator]’s style.
Me: Oh, well, generally when you hire an artist, it’s because of their own unique style. Besides, I wouldn’t feel comfortable just copying someone else. Why not just hire them instead?
Client: Well, we did ask them, but they’re charging triple what you are!
I don’t know why I didn’t expect that answer to be honest…