Me: “We can’t print this; this image is really low resolution, even for a 72 dpi thing off the web. It’s literally 300 pixels and we are printing it on a 6×9 inch postcard.”

Boss: “It’s fine, just go with it.”

Me: “But we are a commercial printer—if our own ads look like crap, why should anyone hire us?”

Boss: “We just have opposing philosophies.”