Me: (on the phone) Hello, how can I help you?
Client: How much for a canvas print?
Me: Well it depends on the size you’d like. An 8×10 won’t be the same price as a 24×36, for example. If you could tell me which size you want, I’d be happy to let you know the price.
Client: Well I want it big. Like really big. It’s for my grandson.
Me: (aware that most people think anything bigger than 8×10 is big) Then we could go with a 20×24 or bigger.
Client: Okay but how much?
Me: As I said, I’ll need the size you’d like before I can tell you a price.
Client: Well you know, those pieces of furniture with four drawers in them? I want it that size.
Apparently, I’m supposed to know how big a “piece of furniture with four drawers” is.