Me: Hello, I’m calling regarding your post about needing help with a business website?
Client: Ah yes, why don’t you come to my location and I can talk to you about it.
Me: I’d like to first know a little more about what you are actually looking for, all the post said was you needed help with a “business website”
Client: But that could take 15 minutes! Just come to my location and I’ll tell you about it.
Me: It would take 15 minutes to get to where you are. Can you at least give me the budget for your project?
Client: Well I wouldn’t pay you! I will give you information on how to make over a million dollars.
Me: Ah. That didn’t take 15 minutes.