Client: Okay, I need this to be a little be to the left side.
Me: My left or your left?
Client: What? Are you insane? Left is always left, that’s just the laws of physics.
Me: Please, show a left.
The client shows a left sign.
Me: Now turn around. Okay, now show a left.
The client starts showing and suddenly stops. He literally turns himself around like ten times and is shocked about this finding.