Client: Thank you for working on this with such a tight turnaround. Can you believe I was up until 11:30 last night to get this done.
Me: I can. I worked until 3 AM to incorporate your revisions and get this printer ready for today.
Client: You must have started work later, huh?
Me: 8:30 AM.
Client: Wow, you work really hard.
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS DOING?