Client: Hey! This DVD with the commercial doesn’t work!
Me: What do you mean it doesn’t work?
Client: I put it in the computer and this menu comes up and plays four seconds of music on a loop.
Me: Do you see the little icon in the bottom left of the screen that is a freeze-frame of your commercial?
Me: Click that with your mouse.
Client: That seems like a lot of work.
The epitome of laziness, from the Clients From Hell archives.