Client: I need this calendar updated by tomorrow for the coming months. Here is an old calendar for reference on layout and design.
Me: Ok, since it was just updating the months and info, I was able to crank it out quickly. Attached is the proof for design and layout. I will need the upcoming event information, though, as the info in there right now is just a placeholder. All the dates are correct, but I will need the new events and times to replace the old ones. If you could send that to me soon, I’ll get you a final version asap.
Client: I’m reeeeeally going to need you to update it to the current schedule. I’m not going to even open this until you include the correct information and times. Let’s try again.
Me: Yes, I’m waiting for that information from you. If you could send it or point me to where to find it, that’d be great.
Client: It’s all in this portal if you just look around a bit.
He included a link.
Me: It looks like that portal is locked, so I will need access to it. I will find the correct info if you can give me access. Thanks!
Client: I’m going to need you to figure this out, I needed the calendar yesterday!
Me: (throws computer out the window)