I’m an artist. I take commissions, for extra money, outside of my day job.
Friend: I need a present for my boyfriend for Christmas, will you help me?
Me: Sure! What are you thinking about?
Friend: I don’t know, something cool. Just do your artsy things.
Me: Umm, what does he like?
Friend: You know, guy stuff. Thanks for doing this for me! I would have had to pay anywhere else!
Me: Wait, what?