I worked on a card
set for a corporation. I sent a proof to the client, and he calls me about 10
I’ve received the proof, and I just want to let you know that you’re seriously
the shit. You’re the shit.
Me: Oh, well… thanks. Just doing my job, but
I’m glad you like it. What can I do for you?
Client: Send the job to production,
but I was actually calling because my friend wants to know if you’re single.
Client’s Friend: (Screaming in background) Girl, are you single?