I was hired as spindoctor by a city administration. This job included PR and I had to design a couple of flyers and brochures.
Client: Our CI is brand new! You’re the first one to work with it.
Me: I already found the templates, but they are all AI formatted and I somehow can’t find Illustrator on my computer.
Boss: Oh, we don’t have this overpriced stuff here. Just use Word. That should do it.