Client: I want you to write this in under 10 thousand words.
Client: Not enough detail. Flesh it out or I’m not paying.
Me: I fleshed it out, but it was pretty tight already. To get all the details in you wanted I went over.
Client: TOO MANY WORDS. Also, I want it formatted for eBooks as part of the budget.
Me: (staring at the meager amount in escrow) Yeah, nah.