Client: HOW MUCH DOES A WEBSITE COST! I want something nice and simple! How hard can it be to give me a price, it’s not rocket science!
Me: Let’s put it this way: how much does a house cost?
Client: Well what do you want? I can make a plain-level one-bedroom place with a small but open kitchen and living room, or I can make a larger 3-level home with a double garage, three bathrooms…
Me: I JUST WANT A HOUSE! How much does it cost? Why can’t you tell me? It’s not rocket science!
Turns out what he wanted was to have a domain point to his Facebook page.