Client: Let’s hallow the logo, it is not popping.
He eventually clarified that this meant a white outer glow (“halo,” I guess). Problem was, his logo was already on a white background and therefore an outer glow would be invisible.
He insisted I was wrong, so I renamed the original proof and sent it to him. He loved it, and he requested that I destroy the “previous, inferior version.”
A verbose weirdo from the Clients From Hell archives!