I am a portrait photographer and here is the message someone once left on my voice mail:
Client: Hello, I need a photographer for a photo.
Client: Of a cat.
Which is dead. (pause)
Which is in a place that is not a road!
Client: And I need a photo.
Client: To clarify, It’s a dead kitten. Please call me back, it‘s urgent.
As I got the message while I was on vacation, I did not call back… but I‘m not sure I would have called back even if I was home.