Client: You told me the site was updated, but you lied, it’s not. FIX IT ASAP!
Me: It is updated. See the attached screenshot – that is my current view.
Client: You did that in Photoshop or something. It’s not updated.
Me: Have you hit refresh? Or tried emptying your disk cache?
Client: I don’t know how to do that.
Me: Just Google “empty disk cache” for the name of your system and browser you are using.
Client: If I knew how to use Google, then what the hell would I need a web designer for!?