Client: Make the logo bigger.

Me: There really isn’t any space.

Client: Make space.

I make the image a bit smaller and the logo 3% larger.

Client: Whoa whoa whoa! No need to make the logo Mario on mushrooms!

I make the image 2% larger than the original. 

Client: Now it seems smaller than what we started with! Why don’t you put a bit of thought into this and stop making such ridiculous changes!?