Client: (lividly) “This needs more blow. It’s not blow enough. You have to add some blow.”
Me: “What are you talking about? I can’t understand what you need from me if you keep using terms like ‘blow’”.
Client: “Put me on the blow thing. How do I do the blow? I don’t know why I’m paying you, when I have to do the whole thing on my own”.
After a while I figured out that “blow” meant “blur”, and I explained to her that I had already blurred it as much as possible without losing all definition in the image. To which she replied: “Well, let’s try some ‘flu’ then”. I was the 5th person to fire her as a client within a month.