Client: Hey, can you retouch photos? I’ve got my album cover photo but it needs some minor touch-up. Zits and stuff.

Me: Sure, let me take a look.

Client: So just remove that blemish on my nose, and the zit on my forehead.

Me: No problem.

Client: Also, I forgot to shave, so take care of my stubble.

Me: Stubbles not the easiest thing to remove –

Client: Ah, well my sideburns and hairstyle could use some help too.

Me: Well –

Client: And how do you think I’d look with sunglasses and different clothes? You know, this is getting ridiculous – just let me see some options.