Client: Do you put stuff on the seat of benches?
Me: You mean apply decals to them?
Client: Yeah, you know – print stuff on the seat of the bench.
Me: I would have to check to make sure. What kind of an ad were you looking for?
Client: Well, it’s not an ad, exactly.
Me: What is it?
Client: A picture of my ex-wife’s face.
Client: So every time I sit down, she can kiss my ass.