Client: Could you move the image closer to the
edge by 2mm?
Me: Do you mean 2 pixels?
Client: No I’m measuring my screen right now… The ruler says
Because of exacting demands, pointless
revisions, and miscommunications like this, the project went well over time.
Finally I billed him.
Client: So I’m looking at the bill and this is too expensive.
Me: We did go over time, yes. I logged all the time I spent on this
project and I did warn you several times that the number of revisions would
Client: You were just moving things around? I don’t know how you can
charge for that. Also, there were errors in the 5000 flyers we printed. I think
your invoice should reflect that error.
Me: (panicking in case
there is a major issue) What is the error? I may be able to reprint with
my own printing company.
Client: The space between one of the titles and its paragraph is
1mm too high. We already printed it all and don’t see a point in wasting them
so we’ll use them, but I want to see changes in the invoice to reflect this