Client: Can I get you to combine these two slides into one?
Me: Sure, it’s done. Check your mail.
Client: That’s not what I asked for! Why did you do it that way?
Me: There were two slides, now there’s one. What’s the problem?
Client: I wanted you to merge the content!
Me: Then why didn’t you say that? I can’t read your mind.
Client: Why not?
Me: Did you just ask me why I can’t read your mind?