Client: So I’m in a really big hurry to get this site up. Can you do that by this weekend?
Me: Sure! If you can tell me what you want on the home page, you said you didn’t want text or images.
Client: Oh, by the way, I’m having a garage sale this weekend. I would really like it if you would help me with that.
Client: I wanted to start really early Friday morning and since we’re meeting Thursday you should spend the night at my house.
Me: …I think I have some plans…