We don’t like the look of our phone number. Can you put a different phone number on the business cards, one that looks better but still have calls come through to the old one?
The Board is not willing to pay for website during tough times. We feel that there are many unemployed web designers that will volunteer their talent.
After finishing a project with a lot of text,
“Just Center Everything.”
We shouldn’t have to pay you for this, because if we had the resources in-house, we’d be able to do it for free.
Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”
Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.”
Me: “Umm, ok? What for.”
Client: “You know! You made the website on a Mac so you need to make another one on a PC for people who don’t use fancy computers like you.”
A nice design.. Can you add some pop-ups to the website? That would make it more dynamic.
Reviewing a newly designed logo with a newly acquired client:
“I love the overall look, but I want to ni**er it up some”
Yes, he dropped the N-Bomb.
We need a logo. It needs to have a picture of a barn, a river, and some fish in it, along with our name, and our tagline. It’s very simple. I already drafted up the idea for you in powerpoint. It should be pretty easy, and won’t take up much of your time. You can do this for free, right?