I’m not a Graphic Designer but I redesiged your brochure in MS Publisher. This is kind of how I’d like it to look
… and of course if everything isn’t completed under budget we expect a full refund.
I want the design to look like 5 people standing outside a theater, having a conversation after a movie, waiting to be picked up by a car… dipped in gold.
A group wanted a new graphic to accompany their existing logo. Then they said they needed it in less than one week in time to place it in an ad. Then they said they wanted to pay me in trade, which would one meal and maybe I could bring a friend…
Can you make it so when people click on their start-bar my website pops up?
I like the music, but it needs to be more pink. Can you make it sound more pink?
Director: “Here, we’ll pan left…”
Client: “What? I don’t want you to use a panning shot. It’s too high end. Our market can’t relate.”
Written briefing from our client:
Problem: The buttons in the dialog boxes of this web application are named very differently (“add”, “save”, “delete”). That confuses the user.
Solution: All buttons have to be renamed (standardization) to “apply”
Me: “So what is your budget for the project?”
Client: “Well, i figured i would find out how much everything was going to cost and then fund raise for it.”