I don’t have money to pay you, but this silk shirt is worth at least $60. Here, take it!
Could we print the brochure in RGB? You know, it would be cheaper if we use one color less…
Client: “This is absolutely wrong. Where’s all the HTML. We want the HTML?”
Me: “I don’t understand. All the files should be on the flash drive we gave you yesterday.”
Client: “Well… whats all this php jumbo-mumbo?”
Me: “PHP is just a language. It does all the work for your CMS. You can’t have CMS with only HTML files.
Client: "I get it. You just don’t understand. WEB-SITES-ARE-MADE-OF-H-T-M-L… or did you not learn that in whatever school you went to?”
Me: “I didn’t go to college.”
Client: “I’m working with a bunch of idiots.”
“Our festival is not about money - it is about bringing people together”
- Client refusing to pay for the poster and website design for his event.
Our client’s competitors has put something on their website that we don’t like, can you take it off there?
The woman in this photo is perfect, but she needs to be disabled. Can you photoshop her so she only has one arm?
All these drawings about dinosaurs… Why can’t we have photos?
I know it was shot in standard definition, but can’t you just render an HD version as well?
Can you make the photo taller? Don’t worry if it stretches, I don’t think anybody will notice