Me: Here’s the final draft of the radio spot we agreed on with the voice-over and music.
Client: I don’t like it. I never saw it.
Me: We agreed on this last Tuesday.
Client: If I knew how this would turn out, I would’ve done it myself. This is something I could’ve written in my sleep. I hope no one thinks you’re actually good at this stuff.
An hour later:
Client: I’m thinking about writing a new radio spot. Can you help me write it?