A client once fired me via email, even though I’d left his office literally twenty minutes prior, for “not asking enough questions about him or his business."
The thing was I was going through their office training, which was fairly comprehensive. It didn't leave me with any questions to ask!
Also, I’d given up work to do this job.
Also, also, he’d re-listed the position after I had been there for one day, giving me exactly 8 hours to be a perfect employee.