Client: YO MAN I heard about you from [past client] and I LOVE YOUR S***
Me: Thanks, I appreciate that. What can I help you with?
Client: So our band is just starting out and we need a couple of gig posters, a logo for the band, and probably the cover for our first EP too! STOKED!!!!
Me: (quotes extremely reasonable prices for 3 posters, an album cover, and a logo)
Client: BUMMER. We’re super broke right now. Keep it up I guess tho.